tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

torobabe:

reblog if u are a BIRD or if you want to KISS cute GIRLS

justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc30e79c49bd2ceeb8f4678f24338e12/tumblr_mvlmt4OOZr1robby5o1_500.jpg

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

fannyann:

i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining