harrysgivinghead:

inhalinglarry:

so my mom borrowed my laptop

and when she gave it back, this was her search history

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is it bad im screaming or

(Source: tbhlou)

27 seconds ago / 139,893 notes
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hotwinger:

Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • My mothafuckin acne
  • How mothafuckin tired I look
  • My mothafuckin future
  • My mothafuckin eating habits

Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:

  • This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:

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LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.

49 seconds ago / 68,188 notes
via: romulusvalerian source: hotwinger

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

21 minutes ago / 70,625 notes
via: darnnielle source: dannyrandy

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming)

21 minutes ago / 51,237 notes
via: alishalovescats1701 source: fvming

(Source: moringmark)

21 minutes ago / 183,527 notes
via: ruinedchildhood source: moringmark

thealternativeisburning:

i want spock to give someone the vulcan salute and have that person misunderstand and give him a jubilous high five and spock just stares at his hand in confusion as an awkward silence ensues

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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23 minutes ago / 97,112 notes
via: whatup-moonpie source: aimso
Anonymous wondered,
Dude the gamecube sucked

nagi-hime:

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23 minutes ago / 13,390 notes
via: whatup-moonpie source: nagi-hime

the-anal-rapist:

Me at McDonald’s

33 minutes ago / 1,958 notes
via: ruinedchildhood source: the-anal-rapist

fkyeaheyebrows:

lesbehonest tho, thrandy’s brows are the reason i breathe

37 minutes ago / 24 notes
via: fkyeaheyebrows source: fkyeaheyebrows

cloudmonstachopper:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

YOUR GRANDMA HAS THE BEST HAT omg man I want to FIND A HAT LIKE THAT THAT IS SO COOL

your grandmom makes me happy <3

(Source: arin-hans0n)