bisexualfetus:

my résumé
neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

keke palmers vine is a work of art

shouldnt:

honestly my phone could give me as many warnings as it wants, but i will still wait until my battery dies before charging it

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

resurgance:

IM FUKING SCREAMING OMG

luvloki19:

butiknevvhim:

the concept of the purge is actually really neat but its just the fact that everyone goes for murder as their ‘crime to commit’ like??? why??? i think theyre missing out on the fact that you could steal so many pizzas and not get in trouble

or diamonds, or like break into a mall and shop til u drop, get a new wardrobe, get that Maserati you always wanted, rob a bank and take billions so ur set for life…Murder??? SERIOUSLY???

officialmadarauchiha:

I feel this on so many levels

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected