awkward-lee:

the way to my heart is through well-written fanfiction

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

zaynisunreal:

its 2014 stop caring what boys want you to look like start paying more attention in school make some genuine friends and dont give a damn what anyone has to say about you

princeowl:

watching x files like “this episode plotline is trash but i gotta watch it because mulder n scully might touch once”

mcvomit:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context