so my mom borrowed my laptop
and when she gave it back, this was her search history
is it bad im screaming or
Things I don’t wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- My mothafuckin acne
- How mothafuckin tired I look
- My mothafuckin future
- My mothafuckin eating habits
Things I DO wanna mothafuckin talk about:
- This mothafuckin SMILIN PIGGY IN A BLANKET:
LOOK AT HOW CUTE THAT LIL FUCKER IS. THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN MADE OF.
i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with
i want spock to give someone the vulcan salute and have that person misunderstand and give him a jubilous high five and spock just stares at his hand in confusion as an awkward silence ensues
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
Me at McDonald’s
lesbehonest tho, thrandy’s brows are the reason i breathe
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
YOUR GRANDMA HAS THE BEST HAT omg man I want to FIND A HAT LIKE THAT THAT IS SO COOL
your grandmom makes me happy <3